Stress Relief

Stress Relief

So yesterday our basement flooded and I don’t want to talk about it (I will probably want to talk about it later, though, fair warning). After a day of back-breaking cleanup work (mainly  Rob) and hand-wringing and panicky crying (mainly me),  I was ready for a hot bath and to make myself into a bed burrito (don’t worry, Rob also got some pampering, but let’s face it, I’m here to talk about me).

Luckily I had placed an order with EdenFantasys  (an online retailer widely known for their adult toys and lingerie) a few weeks back, and the bath and beauty products I had ordered arrived very quickly. I hadn’t had a chance to use them yet but last night was the perfect opportunity.

First I had my bath with some Venus aromatic bath salts . They’re made with Dead Sea minerals, which are recommended for people with skin ailments (and you know that I have ‘em). I had purchased the unscented version, so they weren’t particularly aromatic, but they come in many different “flavours”, including peach, pomegranate, mandarin-mango, pineapple-tangerine, green tea, milk, lavender, juniper, cucumber-melon, and even the  ambiguously-named “Man”. Does it smell like a man? Which man, exactly? I think my willingness to purchase this for Rob would depend on the man he was going to end up smelling like. Also he refuses to take baths, preferring showers, so maybe not. ANYWAY. After relaxing for awhile, I broke out the Venus Body Scrub (again, I used unscented, but the other scents are the same as the ones I’ve listed for the bath salts).

One good thing about these Venus products, I’ve found, is that they don’t gum up the bathtub when you use them, so instead of having to scrub the bathtub afterward, all it takes is a quick rinse.

When I was done, I used the unscented Venus body butter on my feet (lotion + overnight socks= happy Louise) and legs. I had to use my corticosteroid cream on my arms and back (ooh sexy) so I skipped using the body butter there, but my hands, feet, and legs are the softest they’ve been in a long time.

Then to bed, where I became a burrito and zoned out for eight hours of no-flooded-basement thoughts. Today we’re back to it and I don’t even know.

If you’d like to try these (or any other) bath products, head over to EdenFantasys.com, and place an order! For every order that you place, you can click on the “free gift“  image at the top of the web page and choose a free gift from Edenfantasys – anything from t-shirts, tote bags, to toy wipes.  With this order, I had selected the toy wipes – and I have no idea how well they work for cleaning up sex toys, but I will tell you that they work EXTREMELY well for cleaning up spilled soda that has dried to a solid, sticky mess in your car’s cup-holder. Not that that’s ever a problem around here.

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thursday morning 6 am

thursday morning 6 am

I am thoroughly enjoying some head licks right now (Sprocket is up on the back of the sofa and has decided to try giving my bald head a thorough going-over… unfortunately for him I am getting up in about half a minute and he will be deprived of his favourite).

Today and tomorrow are parent-teacher interviews; that means that today I get to teach all day and then tonight stay until 9 pm (actually I told them I couldn’t have any appointments after 8:40 because I have Things To Do so I’m saved by 20 minutes) and then be there tomorrow all day for more. Part of the job I know. I’m still gonna be so tired by the time I get home, seeing as usually by 9 pm I have been asleep for an hour.

I won a mug by posting this picture of the dogs to a radio station’s Facebook wall.

Yep, that’s about it.

Ahem.

Ahem.

So Rob is in his office doing Very Important Things and then the next thing I know I am hearing angry swearing and crankiness and I am concerned. Because Rob is generally not an angry type of guy (although he does love to swear). It was when I heard him pound on his desk in fury that I ventured a “Love, is everything okay?” in his direction.

And.

He answered.

“I hate doing escort quests and I have to keep this stupid sentry safe  and the (expletive deleted) keeps wandering off and getting himself in danger and I’m half tempted to just let him die”.

Then more crashing sounds and swears.

So yeah, my husband is a World Of Warcraft nerd.

I can’t say much; I mean I spend hours watching wig reviews on Youtube… so to each his own (but Rob’s a nerd. And I love him).

This has been a weekend…

This has been a weekend…

After running errands yesterday, and completely ignoring the pile of marking that I had to do, today was the day. I woke up at 6, walked the dogs, got started on my corrections, and then I had An Issue so I went back to get snuggles from Rob at around 10 am (I am a big baby and when I’m whiny I need snuggles from my husband. So sue me).  At 11:00 he had to leave to take the dogs to the groomer’s, and I got up and finished up my marking/report cards.

Well.

Six hours later I finished. I think I really need to see my doctor about some ADD meds or something because I just could not concentrate. I actually never can concentrate for very long. I feel like it’s getting worse as I age (but then I might just be getting senile).

But, they’re done. I know another couple of people who are going to be awake LONG into the night, so I shouldn’t complain.

stuff and things

stuff and things

Back in the Year 2000, I was in my second year of teaching. I was teaching the ninth grade  and for the most part I enjoyed it (I liked it much more than I liked my first year of teaching, when I didn’t have a classroom). I had one student, though, who told me right away in September not to expect anything from him, because he didn’t need school. He was going to play in the NHL. And he needed to spend most of his time at the rink. I will say that he was a great player for a 16-year-old (yes, sixteen in ninth grade. I guess the whole “I don’t need school” thing had been going on for a while).

And he proceeded to not do a lick of work all year. I brought in statistics showing how few people actually get into the NHL, so that he would see that he needed a backup plan. His parents were furious at me for trying to ruin their child’s dream. When I explained to them that he felt that he didn’t need school because he thought he was going to be the star forward for the Bruins, they said “Yes, that’s true, he is”.  He only came to school when he chose to, and, because he was older than sixteen, there was nothing that could be done about it. I begged for him to be tested (maybe he had an LD and that was why he wasn’t doing work!) and he was – perfectly normal in every way, although he was falling behind in literacy skills because he never used the skills he had.

I moved to Halifax the year after that and I didn’t really follow what happened with that boy. In the years since, I’ve run into a few of those former ninth-graders. One works at my dentist’s office. Another is a teacher.  And today, I ran into that boy.

I brought my car in for an oil change and engine flush, and he was working as an assistant to the mechanic. Not a certified tech (they have all the mechanics’ and techs’ diplomas up on the wall), but basically a guy who sweeps up and inflates tires.

I recognized him right away – I don’t think that he knew me though (I’ve gotten fatter and older, and, like I said, he wasn’t in school all that often), until I said hi and asked how he was doing. I watched as he struggled to write “oil change” (crossing out two misspellings of “change” before getting it right) and to read the form so that he could check off the other services I’d asked for.  When it came time for me to pay, he struggled to set up the machine to accept my contactless card (the kind you just wave in front of the paypad), but everything worked out eventually.

When we were done with all that it was time for his break, so we sat together in the reception area and had a pop, catching up on old times. He told me that he had been accepted into a prestigious hockey school after I’d left, and that they loved him on the ice but he lost his scholarship due to poor grades so he was sent home halfway through Grade10. He had been so depressed by that that he just hadn’t bothered to finish high school, and had been doing odd jobs since then. He showed me photos of his girlfriend and two adorable little boys. One of them starts kindergarten next year (yeah how old do I feel when former students of mine have kids? But then I am only seven years older than him). He plays rec hockey on weekends and is one of the better players on the team. And he’s happy, except he doesn’t like his job.

This seems to be Old Home week or something. I spent about half an hour on Thursday catching up with someone I graduated from high school with. But that’s a story for another time.

*** I re-read this and I feel like I may sound incredibly snooty about this guy. And that is not what I was trying for at all, obviously! He is an incredibly talented, intelligent guy –  he just put all his eggs in one basket.

 

SNOW DAY EFF YEAH

SNOW DAY EFF YEAH

We have had “threats” of storms several times this year, but all we’ve gotten were two one-hour delays and one day where we went home at noon. All our other storms have taken place on weekends.

I wasn’t sure we were getting one this morning, either- there are two school boards and the other one was closed for the day and mine had a one-hour delay as of 6:15 am. And according to a commenter on the StormWatch website, my board will never close because we have a new boss “who would rather buy everyone skidoos than close school”. But less than 10 minutes after they posted the one-hour delay, they announced a system-wide shutdown and I didn’t even know what to DO with myself. I ran back upstairs and got into bed with Rob and made him read (on my Touch) the StormWatch update to make sure that I wasn’t just making it up. Then I went back to sleep until 9 am. Then I woke up and panicked that I had dreamed it all and that I was supposed to be at work but had slept in and was going to be in big trouble. Then I checked and I hadn’t dreamt it so I did a little dance and came downstairs and had some toast.

The dogs and I went out at around 9:30 and they LOVE the snow. THEY LOVE IT SO MUCH. They love it so much that they decided to run around for half an hour while the storm blew all over my face!  What made it even more fun is that our roads haven’t been plowed yet so I was up past my knees in snow and the fools were bounding through it like crazy guys (have I mentioned that THEY LOVE THE SNOW? They were kind of annoyed when I made them come in).

Set me straight if I’m wrong

Set me straight if I’m wrong

Someone I know is posting all over Facebook (and will be telling me in person next time I see him because that’s just the kind of guy he is) that he “caught a virus”. And that he had to spend hours in the emergency room (” I managed to sleep sitting up”) next to an old man who told him that “in  fort lauderdale blood tests are done by mosquitos not needles!”

Anyway. He says that for his virus (“Look out! I’m sneezing!”),  he “spent seven hours in the ER and they didn’t want to give me anything! I finally got out of there after convincing the doc to give me antibiotics.”

Now please correct me, but aren’t antibiotics completely ineffective against a virus? Like – don’t they warn you not to ask for antibiotics if you have a virus, because that just contributes to the epidemic of  antibiotic-resistant germy gross things? Or am I completely off the mark here?