So yesterday our basement flooded and I don’t want to talk about it (I will probably want to talk about it later, though, fair warning). After a day of back-breaking cleanup work (mainly Rob) and hand-wringing and panicky crying (mainly me), I was ready for a hot bath and to make myself into a bed burrito (don’t worry, Rob also got some pampering, but let’s face it, I’m here to talk about me).
Luckily I had placed an order with EdenFantasys (an online retailer widely known for their adult toys and lingerie) a few weeks back, and the bath and beauty products I had ordered arrived very quickly. I hadn’t had a chance to use them yet but last night was the perfect opportunity.
First I had my bath with some Venus aromatic bath salts . They’re made with Dead Sea minerals, which are recommended for people with skin ailments (and you know that I have ‘em). I had purchased the unscented version, so they weren’t particularly aromatic, but they come in many different “flavours”, including peach, pomegranate, mandarin-mango, pineapple-tangerine, green tea, milk, lavender, juniper, cucumber-melon, and even the ambiguously-named “Man”. Does it smell like a man? Which man, exactly? I think my willingness to purchase this for Rob would depend on the man he was going to end up smelling like. Also he refuses to take baths, preferring showers, so maybe not. ANYWAY. After relaxing for awhile, I broke out the Venus Body Scrub (again, I used unscented, but the other scents are the same as the ones I’ve listed for the bath salts).
One good thing about these Venus products, I’ve found, is that they don’t gum up the bathtub when you use them, so instead of having to scrub the bathtub afterward, all it takes is a quick rinse.
When I was done, I used the unscented Venus body butter on my feet (lotion + overnight socks= happy Louise) and legs. I had to use my corticosteroid cream on my arms and back (ooh sexy) so I skipped using the body butter there, but my hands, feet, and legs are the softest they’ve been in a long time.
Then to bed, where I became a burrito and zoned out for eight hours of no-flooded-basement thoughts. Today we’re back to it and I don’t even know.
If you’d like to try these (or any other) bath products, head over to EdenFantasys.com, and place an order! For every order that you place, you can click on the “free gift“ image at the top of the web page and choose a free gift from Edenfantasys – anything from t-shirts, tote bags, to toy wipes. With this order, I had selected the toy wipes – and I have no idea how well they work for cleaning up sex toys, but I will tell you that they work EXTREMELY well for cleaning up spilled soda that has dried to a solid, sticky mess in your car’s cup-holder. Not that that’s ever a problem around here.
