Archive for the ‘Infertile Myrtle’ Category

Gross (this took a total of 48 minutes to type. But no typos! BOOYAH!)

If you are a Facebook friend, or if you follow me on the cursed Twitter, you know that the news from my laparoscopy wasn’t good (how are you enjoying this spelling? I am going V. slowly. It has taken me like 10 minutes to write this far. I get so angry about the misspellings though [...]

I HVAE PILLS AND CNANT ASPELL

1) Saomeone hacked mblog and Rob hadto fixi it but Goegtle isnt reocgneizing its fixked eyet so you porapbly cant eread my bolog anwyeay.
2) Tyupiineg TYPING ishard abnd I doant care baout speallings typoe crzaaaaaaazy. so eneven eif you can saee mybnlog you pbrowbably cenat re’ead it anuway.
3) Docthor saied my uterusn is all [...]

SOOOOOOOOO

Remember the surgery I’ve mentioned about 90000 times? It’s tomorrow.
I have to get to the hospital (an hour and a half away) for 9 am, and the operation will be about 2 or 2 1/2 hours later.
I realize that it’s a relatively simple procedure (I think? maybe? okay I don’t actually know that [...]