Oh, beautiful pink fake crocs from the dollar store… you have served me well these past three months. An hour of walking the dogs each day has been made more comfortable and less warm by your ventilated selves. But when a hole developed first in your left sole, and then soon after in your right, I knew that it was time for you to go.
You will be sorely missed – especially since a visit to the dollar store this afternoon revealed that your fake croc brethren are no longer in stock. I purchased a pair of dollar store sandals, but they’re just not the same.
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