I’ve been complaining for ages on this blog about how I’m getting wrinkles and zits at the same time and how it’s unfair. Seriously 100% unfair. One or the other, or maybe, hopefully, once in awhile, neither. Not both at once. Both at once is NOT FAIR.
It turns out that posting about this stuff isn’t a good idea when the spambots are about. Between yesterday and today, I have received 19 comments on various whiny posts singing the praises of tretinoin cream (apparently it gets rid of pimples and wrinkles all at once). I haven’t let those comments through my comment moderation (and I pretty much let EVERY comment through… I get so few that I have very low standards) because they’re all from people named “xfodfijjkeafdx” and “nepaboiaejfkd”.

I’m not racist or anything but those dudes are not invited to my pizza party.