Husband: here, let me scrub your back.
Wife: I could get used to this. We should shower together every single day.
Husband: Sounds good!
Wife: Hah, we couldn’t.
Husband: Why not?
Wife: You don’t like to shower in the morning. You shower at night.
Husband: True, but people can change their ways. Besides, it could have its benefits.
Wife: What do you mean?
Husband: Well, someone here would have the cleanest boobs in the universe, for one thing.