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April, 2009

  1. Call for submissions (forgive me if this is slightly incoherent, I’ve had a L-O-N-G day)

    April 29, 2009 by Louise

    In one of my classes, we are learning about how the media can have an effect on peoples’ body images. I work with young teenagers every day. I have had conversations with them about self-esteem, body acceptance, etc. Today I was telling them that the pictures they see in magazines or on the Internet aren’t always real – and how it’s not realistic to think that because a celebrity looks a certain way, they too should be able to look that way, because oftentimes these celebrities either spend hours in the hair and makeup studio, or are photoshopped to within an inch of their lives.
    Some of the kids believed it, but the vast majority didn’t.

    So, I decided tonight that I would be making up a little slide show (photoshop skillz represent, yo!) because I want them to see that yes, celebrities are nice-looking people, but in day-to-day life, they’re not as glamorous as we see in ads or on the screen. They are, for the most part, NORMAL, like you and I (well, maybe less like me; most slebs aren’t old baldies) so it’s ridiculous for teenagers to try to hold themselves to the standard that’s set with all these Photoshopped, airbrushed, made-up, hair-extensioned people.

    Here’s where I need help: with my Google-fu, I have found tons, TONS, of photos of female celebrities before and after photoshop (although most of these are older, like Cameron Diaz or Faith Hill, so not totally someone the kids would emulate – I do have a couple of Kiera Knightley, Kelly Clarkson, and the girl who plays Hermione). What I’m sorely lacking are male celebrities who have had “work” done on their photos. Anything from adding or defining muscles, to changing skin tone. I have one photo of Owen Wilson, where his nose has obviously been straightened out, and one of Andy Roddick where Men’s Fitness added tons of muscles to his arms (and removed a birthmark), but that’s it for the dudes. I’m thinking of adding the one of Barack Obama where the magazine lightened his skin colour.

    I don’t know if I’m just entering the wrong search terms into Google Images or what, but I’m not finding any pics like this – and I KNOW they exist. So this is where I ask for your help. I know that I only have three loyal readers but here’s hoping that you tell a friend, who tells a friend… because the whole wanting to emulate celebrities thing isn’t entirely limited to girls.

    I will be showing them this video (which is amazing), but my photoshop slideshow needs your help! If you have good material for this (whether they’re male or female celebrities/models whatever), please email me the photo or a link to the photo (jeezDOTlouiseDOTblogATgmailDOTcom, or hit the “contact me” link at the top of this page). It sounds completely corny but you may be helping to save a kid’s self-esteem. Obviously, everything has to be G-rated because I want to help them to feel good about themselves, but not by getting me fired.

    Thank you SO much in advance.


  2. Oink.

    April 27, 2009 by Louise

    Of course, with news of four cases of swine flu in Nova Scotia (just next door!) my students are all sort of freaking out. It’s the nature of ignorance – they’ve heard the words, they’ve heard it’s nearby, and they’re running with it. Not that they shouldn’t take health risks seriously – they should take necessary precautions, sure – but one of the girls in my class is concerned that she now has The Swine Flu (!!!) because “It comes from Mexico, right? And last year my parents and I went to New Mexico!”. It took me a bit of convincing that a trip a year ago (by the way, they stayed at one of the more unique hotels I’ve ever heard of – a hotel in a cave – she brought pictures in and it was truly amazing-looking) to an entirely different area, wasn’t going to have her dying from swine flu now. I’m still not sure she’s entirely convinced.


  3. Zombified

    by Louise

    I stayed up til past 11 pm last night. Actually closer to midnight, if you count the time I spent playing Harvest Moon in bed (I can’t sleep without some kind of brain wind-down – either reading, or children’s video games). If you know me, you know that most nights, I’m in bed by 9:00. 9:30 at the latest. Out like a light by 10. Which is good, since I am up at 5:30 or 6 every morning. So today? Total zombie. I can’t count the number of times I either tripped on something or bumped into the office furniture. I made 20 copies of a blank page before remembering that I actually had to put the original into the copy feeder. Needless to say, I will be sleeping within the hour.


  4. Chewing, chewing, chewing…

    April 26, 2009 by Louise

    So, yesterday’s awesomely ambitious gardening post? Has opened up a whole slew of Things I Want To Do This Summer. Here’s my list:

    Some friends are getting married, and I’m unbelievably excited about it (couldn’t be happening to a more wonderful person!) so we will be going to that at the beginning of Summer. In Nova Scotia. We haven’t been back in NS for any significant amount of time since we moved back here (aside from my grandmother’s funeral, which wasn’t a positive thing). It kind of makes me nervous, inexplicably. Probably because last time we were there, like, when we were living there, I was in a really bad place emotionally. But now we’ll be going for a few days, and for an awesome reason, so I’m really looking forward to it.

    Get a dog. Train the dog. Make the dog love me forever. In that order.

    Clean out our guest bedroom and make it into my Craft Room. It will still have a bed, but I want to actually set up my sewing machine and yarn storage etc.

    The Garden! Oh the garden.

    Make use of the Craft room to get plenty of knitting/sewing/painting/cross-stitch done. Or at least, make some baby gifts for the friend who is due with twins in July (although she’s pretty sure she’ll be having them long before then).

    So yeah. Am probably biting off more than I could ever possibly chew, but I think it’s good to dream big. That way if I even get a fraction of this stuff done, I’ll still have gotten quite a bit done. I hope.


  5. Little darling, it’s been a long cold lonely winter…

    April 25, 2009 by Louise

    (Warning: This has turned out the be the longest post ever.)

    Today was such a beautiful day. I mean, it still is, but the sun’s starting to go down.

    And that’s what was so glorious about today: THE SUN. Oh the sun, the sun, the sun. It got to about 21 degrees, at its highest point (about 18C or 19C most of the day). For me, that is perfect. Anything higher than oh, 25C, is too hot for me (and 25C is pushing it). This means that most of the snow in our yard is gone (there’s just a small patch under the big pine trees in the back).

    Of course the disappearance of the snow has uncovered all the trash that people somehow manage to throw around outside, and since we live off the water, we get all the wind. Which means there was a ton and a half of trash just blown into our yard. We spent about an hour just raking up branches and throwing out plastic bags and other detritus that had blown in. And then I got to go and look at…

    (Rob’s hearing ominous DUN DUN DUNNNN music right now)
    (more…)


  6. Oh man.

    April 24, 2009 by Louise

    My Snow Mould might just be Pig Flu!

    Why couldn’t it just be Mad Penis?


  7. It’s like Mad Cow, only different.

    by Louise

    Have any of you watched Boston Legal? If you have, you totally get the title of this post. If you haven’t, be prepared for some possibly boring exposition.

    On Boston Legal, James Spader (yum) plays Alan Shore, a lawyer with the law firm Crane, Poole, and Schmidt. William Shatner plays his best friend, crazy lawyer Denny Crane, “the name on the door!”.

    In the first season of the show, Denny discovers that he’s showing some precursors of Alzheimer’s disease.  He, of course, doesn’t want to admit to himself or to others that he’s “slipping”, so when, during a trial, a medical expert witness testifies that there’s a possibility that some of the people who doctors think have advanced Alzheimer’s might actually have Mad Cow disease, he runs with that. No he doesn’t need treatment for Alzheimers!  ”I’ve got Mad Cow!” (at one point he thinks the Mad Cow might be adversely effecting his schlong. “I’ve got Mad Penis!”). And he doesn’t allow anyone else to mention the A-word in front of him, either. Which he can do, because he is Denny Crane.

    All this just as a precursor to my more boring story. One of my colleagues has been sick for about 2 weeks now. She went to the doctor, who told her that because of the way we had so much snow that would melt then we’d get more snow, there might be a lot of snow mould around (has anyone ever heard of such a thing?) that is making people have a hard time breathing.  Okay, whatever.

    On Wednesday afternoon, I started coughing. By Wednesday evening, my voice started to go. I sound a little bit like a 12-year-old going through puberty.  And, while Rob is telling me to make sure to take my inhalers, and to have cough drops and cold medicine around, I am totally Denny Crane-ing it.  ”No use! It’s the Snow Mould!”

    This morning he said something about my cold and then, after receiving what was probably the blackest of looks from me, quickly amended his statement. “I mean your Snow Mould. How is your Snow Mould doing today?”

    Oh, what a lovely, well trained indulgent husband I have.


  8. Speaking of renovating…

    April 22, 2009 by Louise

    My lovely husband is doing some behind-the-scenes work on our various blogs. Which means that weird things might pop up, that there’s a big red bar in my WordPress window telling me to disable some plugins (uh, Rob? Yeah, you get to do that), and that your comments may or may not get through for the next little bit. Don’t worry, everything should be back to normal (ha!) by the weekend.


  9. Renovatin’

    April 21, 2009 by Louise

    Oh and!

    Parts of the building where I work is about 50 years old. Some parts are new (they built some new classrooms 10 years ago) but other parts? Outdated. My classroom is in the older section. The foods, sewing, and one computer lab are in the old part. I think they’ve had some renovations, but not much. The science labs are incredibly old. Up until last year, they had what looked like copper kitchen sinks in them. Which is not exactly the best idea for a science lab where chemicals are going to be poured into them. Certain chemicals + copper = Death. Or so I recall from my days in the chem lab when I was in high school. Well. Maybe I don’t remember that so well. Did I ever tell you about the time I set something on fire? I actually think it was my lab partner who did it, but I ended up with the blame. Okay yeah, probably it was due to me not paying any attention to our experiment, but really! She should have been paying attention, too!

    Anyway. They’ve been sort of renovating things lately. The science labs got new fixtures and fittings over the summer (during which time they found a dissected frog from 1963 way at the back of some cupboard somewhere). A couple of classrooms (including mine) got new whiteboards, and I got new maps and a globe. Other classes got LCD projectors built in to their ceilings. This summer, I *might* (might not, but might) get new desks to replace the ones I have that are always just filled with garbage. And at some point within the next 5 years, they are going to put shelving into my room.

    It’s a little bit crazy, how excited I get about such things.


  10. I really don’t know where I’m going with this one. It is rather random.

    by Louise

    A kind of weird day.

    At the end of the day, I kind of take a peek through the desks in my classroom. Mainly because kids sometimes leave food in them (yes, 12, 13, 14 year olds) and the janitors don’t clean them out, ever. Also because sometimes they leave behind interesting notes and I like to read them (nosy? yes!). Today? I found two MP3 players. Yes, teenagers can be careless about their belongings, but usually they care about their electronics.

    Aside from that, at about 5:30 Rob said “I so want candy right now”. And so, off to Bulk Barn we went. Where he bought chocolate covered raisins. And I found Jelly Tots (disguised as Jelly Dots). Jelly tots have been my favourite candy since forever – but for some reason they stopped selling them around here about 10 years ago. I’ve been in mourning ever since. Of course, I only found Tropical Jelly Dots (Tropical is my least favourite type of Tot). That means I won’t be chowing down on them too much. And that I will be giving Rob all the orange ones. Ugh, orange.

    Tonight I am washing my wig. This involves soaking it in a basin of water for about a half hour. Lucky for me it doesn’t have to remain on my head while I do this.