… stolen from John Green.

Type in the terms below, and give the results.

Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.

A:
Louise needs professional help (live)!

or

Mum knows what Baby Louise needs.

Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.

Louise looks like she has soft silky fur!

or

Louise looks like quite a curator.

Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.

no results

Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.

Louise wants Posh’s post-baby belly

or

Louise wants more money

(both of which are true)

Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.

Official: Louise does NOT kill herself!
(Phew! That’s good news!)

Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.

LOUISE hates most of what life has to offer, especially her job and is desperate for a way out.

Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.

At a lull in the discussion, Louise asks, “Do you agree with everything you saw in the movie?”

Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.

Louise likes Stevie Wonder’s music, and also the Brand New Heavies.

Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.

Louise eats ghosts

Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.

Louise wears a white/silver gown with white gloves to above the elbow, ….. Louise wears a red romper with black stockings and suspenders and black high heels.

Holy macanoli, what kind of secret life do I lead?

Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.

Louise was arrested for being responsible for Jonny’s shooting. Louise was arrested for firing a gun as part of a New Years celebration.

Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.

Louise loves to kayak and cycle and walk by the ocean.

Louise loves Obama.

Louise loves being in China and learning Mandarin.