… stolen from John Green.
Type in the terms below, and give the results.
Type in “[your name] needs” in the Google search.
A:
Louise needs professional help (live)!
or
Mum knows what Baby Louise needs.
Type in “[your name] looks like” in Google search.
Louise looks like she has soft silky fur!
or
Louise looks like quite a curator.
Type in “[your name] says” in Google search.
no results 
Type in “[your name] wants” in Google search.
Louise wants Posh’s post-baby belly
or
Louise wants more money
(both of which are true)
Type in “[your name] does” in Google search.
Official: Louise does NOT kill herself!
(Phew! That’s good news!)
Type in “[your name] hates” in Google search.
LOUISE hates most of what life has to offer, especially her job and is desperate for a way out.
Type in “[your name] asks” in Google search.
At a lull in the discussion, Louise asks, “Do you agree with everything you saw in the movie?”
Type in “[your name] likes ” in Google search.
Louise likes Stevie Wonder’s music, and also the Brand New Heavies.
Type in “[your name] eats ” in Google search.
Louise eats ghosts
Type in “[your name] wears ” in Google search.
Louise wears a white/silver gown with white gloves to above the elbow, ….. Louise wears a red romper with black stockings and suspenders and black high heels.
Holy macanoli, what kind of secret life do I lead?
Q: Type in “[your name] was arrested for” in Google Search.
Louise was arrested for being responsible for Jonny’s shooting. Louise was arrested for firing a gun as part of a New Years celebration.
Type in “[your name] loves” in Google Search.
Louise loves to kayak and cycle and walk by the ocean.
Louise loves Obama.
Louise loves being in China and learning Mandarin.