Although vodka could be the solution to many things.

September 5th, 2008

So at around 5:30 this morning I wake up feeling a certain urge. Up I get, and start to make my way down the stairs, to visit the loo - and next thing I know I’m full-on falling, no clue what I slipped on, crashing into the wall on the way down and finally landing full-weight (and this? is a LOT of weight, people) on my left knee and shin. My knee is all scratched up and crazy-looking, not to mention painful and swelly and bruised here and there. My shoulder hurts, too, where I smacked it on the wall. But? I absolutely can’t miss work today so I will have to wait ’til this evening if I want to try and see a doctor about it. My solution? Vodka.

Okay not really. Advil.


3 Responses to “Although vodka could be the solution to many things.”

  1. dj on September 5, 2008 8:38 pm

    Sorry you got banged up - that sounds like it hurt like hell. Hope you are feeling better. AND, vodka, especially raspberry flavored vodka, *IS* the answer to many things. ;)

  2. latt?girl on September 6, 2008 9:42 am

    Sounds to me like someone’s subconscious REALLY doesn’t want you to teach this year.

  3. Erika Schmerika on September 6, 2008 3:06 pm

    OUCH!! :-(

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