Leery

My friends are very funny people. I was just chatting with a certain young lady and now I can’t stop giggling. I’m a giggler.

with permission:

Deirdre says:
I have to ask you something.
Louise says:
??
Deirdre says:
Has MSN ever lied to you?
Louise says:
MSN and I don’t have that close a relationship, so I can’t really tell whether it’s lying or not.
Louise says:
I mean I tell it this is my natural haircolour all the time so I guess that street goes both ways.
Deirdre says:
does it ever tell you the wrong number of emails you have?
Louise says:
oh
Louise says:
yes
Deirdre says:
it’s telling me I have one new message in my inbox and that’s just not true
Deirdre says:
now I feel that I can’t trust MSN’s integrity
Deirdre says:
MSN is a liar.
Louise says:
oh wow. I mean what if… I can’t even… what if I’m not even talking to you right now? What if MSN is impersonating you? HOW DO I KNOW IF THAT’S YOU?
Deirdre says:
we could set up a code word
Deirdre says:
like
Louise says:
this is blowing my mind
Deirdre says:
pineapple
Deirdre says:
pineapple is our safe word
Louise says:
ok feelin’ safe
Deirdre says:
(but this could be MSN impersonating me)
Louise says:
I KNOW!
Deirdre says:
(so maybe pineapple is your unsafe word)
Louise says:
oh man
Louise says:
now I have to leer suspiciously at you
Louise says:
out of the corner of my eye
Louise says:
I hate leering
Louise says:
it’s so unbecoming
Deirdre says:
lolol

(redacted bit of conversation where I talk about stuff that has nothing to do with anything)

Deirdre says:
you have totally made my head spinny
Louise says:
Sorry toots.
Louise says:
(calling people toots comes with the leering)
Deirdre says:
i always call people “sailor” when I leer at them

This leads me to the conclusion that Deirdre is a much more qualified and experienced leer-er than I.