Where in the world is that whiskery walrus?

Where in the world is that whiskery walrus?

I am an old woman who has whiskers! Whiskers on my chin! I need to pluck them but… all 97 sets of tweezers that I own? Are still in Newfoundland.

WHY DID I LEAVE MY TWEEZERS IN NEWFOUNDLAND WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED HERE?

Also why am I bald but I have whiskers? (actually I do have quite a bit of hair growing back on my head. Not enough to cover the whole thing, but some)

And finally WHERE ARE MORE TWEEZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is driving me nuts.

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  1. Oh.
    My.
    God.

    Welcome to my world.

    I have chin hairs the size and consistency of #8 steel re-bar. One of my ancestors was a skyscraper.

    No fooling.

    You have to admit – it is very satisfying to pluck them, right?

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