My email accounts are all equipped with very wonderful spam filters. In fact, it’s the reason I use gmail exclusively now — no spam ever, ever gets through.
Every now and then, though, the super-fantastic filters filter out something that shouldn’t have been. Filtered.
Case in point: My mom informed me this morning that she had emailed me some recipes from her Hotmail account. I never got them. So I had to go digging through my spam file for them. Oh lordy.

Apparently, I am not living a full life, because I haven’t yet embraced Orovo, penis pumps, and something called The Tongue (links obviously NSFW).
Also I really need to get back to GENERAL MUFASA MOMBOTNOID about the $80 000 he’s going to transfer to my bank account.