(I hate HATE that advertising campaign).

Anyway, I occasionally wonder, around this time of my life, whether it’s possible to need drug rehab for overuse of Midol. Well, Midol, Excedrin, Rub A5-35, and copious amounts of chocolate, if I’m perfectly honest (except no chocolate this month or last, what with the Dark Days of Lent upon us).

And with that delectable thought in your head, I shall leave you.