You have my permission to kick me in the elbow next time I post whining about my flu

You have my permission to kick me in the elbow next time I post whining about my flu

This is mental. I hate being this sick. And I’m annoyed because I actually got the flu shot this year (paid for by my individual health insurance) and what? I’m still miserable. I stayed home yesterday, stayed home today, and will be staying home tomorrow. There is only so much laying on the couch one can take. There is only so much The View one can take (it’s been on for 10 minutes)(Elisabeth Hassebleck or whatever her name is, the blond one, got a phone call from Chelsea Clinton. Elisabeth didn’t take the call. She says she’d support Hilary Clinton if Hilary would change her policies. She’s very orange. Seriously. Her skin is orange). There’s only so much Perez Hilton one can take (Kirsten Dunst is in rehab! And Rosie O’Donnell wore the wrong shoes with her outfit!)
But I can’t do anything else. Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
I’ve been sleeping alot, but I think my body is all sleeped-out. Very weird to hear that, I know, considering who I am, but it’s all I’ve been doing. And the worst part? I’m barfy and everything. But in between the barfing, I’m starving. Like my body’s all “Hey put something in this belly so I can throw it out of you again!”
Anyway. Whine whine whine. It’s all I ever do. How are you all doing?

4 Responses »

  1. I don’t get the flu shot – I think it’s fine for anyone who wants to but I’m convinced that I will just get the flu (which I haven’t had in years) if I get the shot.

    It’s no fun being sick – hope you are feeling better.

  2. I only get the shot because my doctor ORDERS me to but the thing is it only protects against one strain of the ‘flu… doesn’t stop you from getting another.

    (my dr. orders me to because my asthma is so severe and my immune system so fucked up)

  3. Like Rosie O’Donnell’s shoes count for anything? Who looks below her neck anyway?

    Flu shots: scam. Never got one, never got the flu either.

    Hope you are better (lo these many days later)

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