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Pondering the Fat Lady clothing.

January 27, 2008 by Louise

I kind of wish I was pregnant instead of just fat. I was out shopping the other day and the fat lady clothes are just… so… ugly. And ill-fitting. I have big knockers and a big ass and a small(ish) waist. Fat lady clothes are like, if it has a big ass, the waist is also huge, and that doesn’t work for me. If it has a big knocker area, the rest of it is all saggy and baggy, too. At least the maternity clothing was cute, and my waist would be huge to match the huge ass. And it’s cheaper than fat lady clothing.

Plus I could totally rock a “future MILF” shirt. Not that I would.


3 Comments

  1. mainja says:

    indeed. fat lady clothes in canada suck. and i’m like you, total hourglass, which is NOT what clothes are made for.

    i often make treks to the States, but that’s probably not actually an option for you. ;)

  2. alianora says:

    All i know is post pregnancy, im too small for plus size shirts, as the shoulders fall right off – but regular shirts dont fit over the boobs. Tis a problem that might leave me running around in nothing but my bra one day when I get frustrated.

  3. bird says:

    try shopping at torrid its more for overweight teens but i have found if i shop at a fat ladys shop then the measurements for me are all wrong but at torrid the clothes are more up to fashion and better fit

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