Oh yeah baby I am back. So here we go again. And again, Lord only knows if I’ll finish. We shall see.
Your Music
1. If you’re listening to music right now, what song is playing?
Funny you should ask. It’s this song. Here are the lyrics. I love hitting ‘random’.
2. Name your 5 favorites bands or artists.
I can’t do that. I can’t.
3. Name your 5 favorite songs.
Again, can’t do it. Too many.
4. Name a band you would love to see in concert.
Ummm… every band? Okay I’m not starting this out very well at all am I?
5. What was the best concert you’ve ever been to?
I haven’t been to a tonne of them but one I loved was Blue Rodeo. Oh and my first concert ever was Barenaked Ladies, and that was a good one, too.
Your Television
1. What’s your “guilty pleasure” television show?
I guess Law & Order: SVU.
2. Which show makes you dive for the remote the fastest?
As I mentioned before, we don’t have cable, so there’s never actually anything on that we don’t want on.
3. Which show do you wish you’d watch more?
None, thanks.
4. What’s your favorite old school television show?
Monkees! And Mr. Dressup.
5. Name a canceled show that you wish would come back.
Journeyman.
Your Movies
1. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
Cloverfield.
2. What was the last DVD you purchased?
Umm… Okay, a bit weird to admit this, but Superbad.
3. Which movie (of the ones you own) do you watch the most?
Empire Records.
4. What movie do you find yourself quoting the most?
Empire Records. “What’s with you today, man?” “What’s with today today?”
5. Which movie do you think is the most overrated?
I don’t know, really. I haven’t yet been able to make it through “It’s A Wonderful Life”, but that might not mean it’s overrated.
Cooking & Eating
1. What’s your favorite dish to cook?
Aw, I just like cooking.
2. What dish do you like to make for rainy days?
Soup.
3. What’s your favorite microwavable food?
I think “microwavable” is spelled wrong. Isn’t it “microwaveable”? En tout cas. I think what I like best is Superstore’s store-brand curry.
4. How many spatulas do you own?
Uhm, one?
5. What do you like on your sandwiches?
Here is what I get from Subway: Veggie sub with extra olives, extra tomato, lettuce, pickles, hot peppers, mayo, salt and pepper.
Words
1. What’s your favorite word?
Propinquity.
2. What’s your least favorite word?
Yop. (it’s the name of some yogurt drink. The drink itself is probably fine but the name… just bugs me.
3. Which word can you never remember how to spell correctly?
You’re looking at the Grade 6 and 7 Spelling Bee Champion of St. Margaret’s School, dude!
4. Which word always sounds weird to you when you say it?
I have a bit of a stutter sometimes, so plenty of words come out sounding a bit off.
5. Invent a new word right now and give us the definition.
Fleean
(flan, running away)
Your Untimely Demise
1. Name a place you’d like to visit before you die.
I would like to go somewhere nice and warm. I would also like to go to some places in Scotland.
2. Describe your perfect “last meal”.
ALL THE FOOD OF THE WORLD.
3. What do you want your last words to be?
“Hey, I’ve really enjoyed being rich and happy these past 80 years. Think I’ll take a nap”.
4. Write yourself an epitaph (what you want your gravestone to say).
Louise
Buried Alive!!!
5. If you could take a celebrity down with you, who would you choose?
What with the whole Heath Ledger thing this week, I think I’ll give this question a pass.
Colors
1. What color do you think you look best in?
I don’t know, honestly. Maybe I need some kind of colour analysis.
2. What’s your favorite color for a car?
Blue, or silver, or orange.
3. What’s your least favorite color for a car?
White.
4. What color underwear are you currently wearing?
White.
5. Name something near you that is pink.
My toolbox.
Sounds
1. What sound makes you happy every time you hear it?
Rob laughing
2. What sound makes you sad every time you hear it?
My alarm clock.
3. What sound makes you sick every time you hear it?
Chalk squeaks. Put my teeth on edge.
4. What sound scares you?
Growling German Shepherds.
5. What sound reminds you of your childhood?
The Dickie Dee ice cream cart bells.
Your Addled Brain
1. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, what is the square root of tomato?
Beets me.
2. What is your favorite hobby that requires the use of tongs?
Oh, smithing.
3. Why she kick my dog?
Why your dog jump on her foot?
4. Is there anything more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge?
Probably a man in the depths of an ether binge… who is… um… tied to a chair…driving drunk… and watching porn?
5. This survey was awesome. Tell us how it changed your life.
It kept me busy for two whole nights.
That epitaph is hilarious! And also, yah! for The Monkees.