Guess who’s up? Guess who’s up at 4 am?

ME!

I have been coughing all night long and I hate coughing. I’m afraid of coughing. Coughing scares the crap out of me (not literally) (I mean it’s scary but I can manage my own bowels just fine thanks).

I have my reasons for fearing the cough. Nothing a free royal caribbean cruise for two wouldn’t cure.

Okay so that wouldn’t really cure my coughing, but it would mean Rob and I would be on a cruise. According to experts*, coughing on a cruise is way better than coughing at home.

*me.