Dear Curvation,
I bought a pair of your tights because you are Inspired by Queen Latifah! That means you’re gorgeous, tough, big, a good rhymer, and possibly gay! (okay so that last part is just a rumour).
How come after wearing said pair of tights ($8.97, by the way) for four hours, there are 2 huge runs in them and now they are garbage? Wanna tell me that? My activities, while wearing the tights, by the way, were limited to sitting at a desk and talking. I wasn’t talking through my legs, either.
PS- your ‘tummy control panel’ didn’t really control anything. Not that I mind, because my tummy is notoriously uncontrollable.
You made me laugh so hard I think I woke the whole neighborhood.
It sucks to spend that much money (how sad is it that I consider $8.97 “a lot” of money?) and only got 4 hours use. That doesn’t seem right.
Oh, DJ, believe me, I am the Queen of Cheap. If I’m gonna spend nearly $9 on what is, essentially, a pair of socks, I expect them to last a LOT longer than 4 hours.
Ahaha, THERE’S your problem.
“inspired by” Queen Latifah. Now, if they had been “designed by” or “designed for” Queen Latifah, we could expect all of that greatness.
But, they are merely “inspired by.”
And frankly, no matter how much I myself am “inspired by” her Royal Awesomeness to become a singer – Im still gonna suck.