Problems That Have Been Troubling My Life:
When: Yesterday
Where: My parents’
What: Took their Little Dog outside for her afternoon constitutional.
The Little Dog decided to run around my legs. Wrapped my legs up with her leash. It made my right leg get a leash burn.
When: Yesterday (still)
Where: My parents’ (still)
What: As I walked through the livingroom I stubbed my toe on the coffee table (my parents have recently rearranged their livingroom), and my toenail split right down the middle. Blood everywhere. Gross.
When: Today
Where: Our livingroom
What: As I walked toward the sofa, my left big toe got caught in my right pajama pant leg. I totally fell over, smacking my ribs against the wooden couch arm.
Conclusion: Walking is not one of my stronger suits.
Ouch!! That all sounds very, very painful.
I must have the same problem as I have, over the last 10 years, managed to break my toes on 9 (or is it 10?) separate occasions. I just walk into things. I like to blame my glasses for that. Maybe it’s just me, being clumsy, but I still say it’s the glasses.
Sounds you need to wear some protective gear – to walk around the house (wich sound stricky in your parts).
The toenail split sounds awful.