Ever since I saw that nerdy guy on the commercials talking all seriously about suction and how things should work, I have coveted a Dyson vacuum cleaner. So what if they’re yellow, which is not my favourite colour by a long shot? I have a serious dust allergy (let’s face it, I have a serious *everything* allergy, so why is this news?). When I do chores, I get hives and asthma attacks (this never got me out of anything as a kid, by the way. I would be all “But my aaaaallergies!” and Mom would say “Put on a dust mask and CLEAN YOUR DAMN ROOM”. I never understood why we couldn’t have a maid). A vacuum cleaner that actually works well and is new (as opposed to our very old, very good-working but also huge and clunky and you have to fill it with water vacuum) would be quite helpful to me. If I ever used it. Which I might. I might! Stop laughing! Especially if I win one for free– Domestic Diva is having a contest to win a pink (Not yellow!) Dyson vacuum cleaner.” If you want one, you should go check it out (thanks, Carrisa). But I hope that you don’t win, and that I do (just kidding! I hope that everyone wins!)(but mostly me!).
Oct31
I watch those commercials, for the Dyson vacuums, and I covet one as well. But, you don’t have to worry about me winning this pink one because, um, it’s pink. So not into pink – I’ll take the yellow one please.