Well.

No need to watch any horror movies this year. I am providing you with all the terror you might need, by linking to Perez’ site. You might have nightmares, but don’t blame me:

Thanks alot, Danny Bonaduce.

(Don’t click that link unless you’re all alone, somewhere where seeing Danny Partridge in his birthday suit isn’t going to get you fired)

Apparently Dan Dan was at some Erotic Ball (ha! the jokes just write themselves!) and a photographer was also present, and thought it was important that the world see… that.

I kinda wish it had all taken place in Las Vegas instead of San Francisco. At least what happens in Vegas stays there.