My darling husband has a “thing” about mayonnaise. And it makes 100% more sense than my “thing”.
I can’t stand the thought of SOS pads. If the box is closed, it’s fine… but if I can even smell them, or see them, or if the crumbly soap powder gets on me, I start getting the creepy crawlies. And then, of course, the thought comes unbidden to my mind– what would happen if I bit into one?
AAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!!
I know, it’s bizarre, and I can’t think of where it came from, but it’s something I can’t stand. It’s the nails-on-a-chalkboard factor in my life. I CAN’T HANDLE IT.
Um… do you have any little idiosyncrasies?
I like to think of special plans where I trick my wife into bitting an SOS pad, just to see what happens.
NOT REALLY I LOVE YOU SWEETIE!
SOS pads didn’t bother me… until now! Biting into one? That gave me cold chills.
Like I said, on Rob’s site, my siblings and I have major food issues thanks to the parental units who have NO food issues whatsoever.
Nothing gets left out (for long) or I throw it away. Leftovers that survive for 3 days? In the trash. Eggs for more than a week? In the trash. Don’t even get me started on things in the freezer for more than a couple of weeks…!
I have a completely insane irrational fear of turtlenecks. Im terrified Ill get stuck halfway in/out and wont be able to breath.
I cant even wear fake turtlenecks, or anything with too much of a neck to it.
Gah. *shudder*
I HATE green beans… they make me cringe… they squeak on my teeth a certain way when I’m chewing them. I know…. w E i R d ! But it gives me chills just to think of it and my whole family knows not to even mention green beans when I’m around because then all I can think of is the squeak!! Definitely the “nails on a chalkboard” factor in my life!!
I can’t stand barefoot on hard surfaces. I also cannot, CANNOT handle anyone touching my collarbones. Even just thinking about it makes me wish I was unconscious.
There are more, but I think those are enough.
People messing with my toes. Especially pulling on them, no matter how gently … no. Stay away from my toes!!!!
I’m not crazy about the thought of biting into a SOS pad. Imagine if some brilliant but deranged mastermind decided to torture people for information by forcing them to eat (chew and swallow) SOS pads?!
Oddly, this is not something I ever, ever thought of before reading your post. So, yeah, you’re a total weirdo.
Erika’s comment made me laugh so hard I had tears in my eyes!