Rob is at work as we speak. 40 minutes before he was due at work, he called up the stairs to me (yes I’m still barricading myself in the cold bedroom), “Love, I need a haircut!”
“Um…did you want me to cut your hair?” “No… well, not unless you want to… actually no. Will you [...]
Having been informed that all my whining is a pain in the ass, I am instead going to show you a thing that has been making me laugh since about 2 this morning, when Erika brought its existence to my attention…
Brotherhood 2.0
From their website:
“Hank and John Green have been brothers for more than twenty-six years. [...]
So… remember the new hair? The new wig I was gonna get that I would actually be able to go out in public wearing and not have to worry about it flying off my head, or becoming crooked, or looking stupid? The one that the seller never bothered sending?
We filed a complaint with PayPal once [...]
Is that a word in English? I know it’s a French word and it means swimming (dictionary.com wants me to use my premium login to find out). Which is what we did today– swimming. We woke up, noodled around, and went to my parents’, where we partook of the ghetto pool. Three and a half [...]
I know what’s up. I watch The News. The way things are going out there, I may well have to start investing in treatment centers. I’m pretty sure shares in drug rehabs are going to be worth more than, say, stocks in underpants stores.
In other news, today Rob and I went to see [...]
I just went through my Blogroll, and weeded out some blogs. I only threw out ones where people haven’t written in… well, months. If I happen to have somehow chucked yours, please rest assured that it was completely by accident. Let me know and I’ll re-add it.
I just did! Yay!
Doesn’t “nautical” sound kind of … dirty? No? Okay just me then. Never mind, go about your business.
Oh, people, I am sunburned. Me! The girl who never used to change colours even if she was outside for 9 hours!
On Monday, my ex and I met up for lunch. We don’t see each other that often, [...]
Bet you thought I’d finally fallen asleep and stayed there, huh? Well um… yeah, that kind of is what happened. I stayed awake long enough for my doctor’s appointment (which was SO MUCH FUN YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE) and then I came home, and… The Coma. I slept from 4 pm on Friday til 2 pm [...]
So. As I said, I have that doctor’s appointment at 1. It’s 7:30 now. Should I even bother trying to sleep? Because I know if I go to sleep I’ll be all tired and stuff and not want to wake up and go to the doctor’s. But if I don’t, maybe I’ll go mental.
WE SHALL [...]