An MSN conversation I just had with a fellow teacher:

Louise: Um, this golf thing. Do I hafta?

J**: YES YOU DO
J**: If you don’t come, who am I going to send into the water hazard to snorkel for golf balls?

Louise: Um, no. No thank you.

J**: There’s beer

Louise: I don’t like beer

J**: I’ll let you drive the cart– you can be the designated driver!

Louise: Okay this is starting to sound better and better… NOT. See how I did that? With the “Not” at the end? That’s called a “NOT! joke”. I really, really, am not interested in golf, at all, except for mini golf. Is there mini golf? With cheating? Because I’m good at that.

J**: Of course it’s canceled if it rains Wed.

Louise: Let’s all pray for rain. You don’t want to see me armed and dangerous.