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April 21, 2007 by Judd Nelson

JN here again.

The Lumpier Person has, once again, stopped staring at the computer. I saw that she’s typing about real estate in North Carolina. Honestly. What does she know? I spoke with my homey, JT. He knows all about Carolina. He and I, we’re down, so he gave me some tips.

When I finally cash in (note to self: find large cardboard boxes), I’m going to get myself some NC Waterfront Property, and I am going to live it up. Fine women really love water views, drinking Cristal, and magnolia trees waving in the breeze. They also love when your best friend James Taylor comes by and serenades them, all “You’ve Got A Friend” and “Fire And Rain”. A sure-fire smoooooove time.


4 Comments

  1. mainja says:

    for someone with no opposable thumbs, and, well, paws the size of the the keys on the keyboard, you type very well…

  2. mainja says:

    i can’t comment on the post above, so i’m commenting here…

    don’t apologize for the bombardment, it was fun. it’s not like it was a bunch of boring posts, it was a bit like a focused writing exercise. well done. you get an A+.

  3. Judd Nelson says:

    I don’t have opposable thumbs, but the four little paws the size of the keys make it really easy. I just run around the keyboard, typing my paws off.

    You, mainja, sound like one fine woman. Wanna come over? I’ve got plenty of shavings for us to scurry about in.

    You know you want it.

  4. mainja says:

    Judd, you present a fine offer, and it is hard to resist, but unfortunatly we are thrwarted by geography…

    I will always have my dreams to sustain me…

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