1) I have cramps.
2) It’s cold and I’m driving today which means I have to go out and scrape the car.
3) I just now realized that this blog was reviewed over at IT2M about… oh, three months ago. And I still haven’t fixed any of the things they didn’t like. I’m 100% on the ball. No, I am. Really.
a little added bitch, because I can:
d) My hair looks like someone ran over it. Then backed over it again.
e) I have just now (now that I’m at work) discovered a hole in the crotch of my pants.
f) I’m wearing a sweater. The sweater is covered in those fuzzy pill things. I didn’t realize that when I got dressed this morning. Can’t just take the sweater off because a) it’s freezing and 2) I’m only wearing a cami underneath and I don’t want to frighten anyone.
g) I got a hot chocolate this morning and they didn’t stir it right so the whole thing was like, just hot-water tasting and then I got to the last sip and it was crunchy.