I am NOT in an awful way. But guess! What I did today!
GUESS!
No I’ll tell you.
This morning, my alarm went off at 5:30. I hit snooze. It went off again at 5:39. I hit snooze again. Woke up thinking “Aw dang why am I waking up it’s probably like three seconds until my alarm rings again dangit”, turned over, looked at the clock… 7:11 am.
My carpool gets to my house at 7 am.
Luckily enough they were a bit late this morning but still I ran around the house naked looking for clothes and I saw them out there and I finally got out of the house at 7:17 and they had been waiting for seven minutes and I feel like a total shmoe.
Also: Wearing the socks I wore yesterday.
Sports bra instead of regular bra: tits akimbo.
Didn’t brush my teeth til we got to work, had to
avoid speaking to anyone at all during the car ride.
No lunch. Brought money though. Yay cafeteria food.
Halfway through class discovered I have my underpants
on backward.
Today is such a day.
All you can hope for is that quitting time comes soon.