I snatched this up from Mrs. Brain Bomb. There’s a longer version out there but eh, I’m lazy.
I like this meme. Cos it’s not really a meme… more a … himhim? The point is to tell people about your significant other. Since I love Rob lots and he seems to like me 
I figure taking some time to talk about him might be fun.
1. How does he take his coffee?
In iced girly-drink form. No, not really. However, I have never known Rob to drink actual coffee. He will, however, occasionally indulge in an iced capp from Tim Horton’s. He’s not a girl!
2. Is he a morning person or a night person?
Absolutely 100% unequivocably a night person. He would sleep all day and stay up all night if it weren’t for pesky things such as work and actually wanting to see me awake and normal life. I don’t blame him– I’m a night owl too, when left to my natural tendencies, so I know how he feels.
3. What kind of car does he drive?
He, um, doesn’t. He doesn’t have his license. But he will! Soon! And when he does he will be driving our lovely 1998 Ford Contour. Oh yeah.
4. Does he adhere to the speed limit?
See #3 (but I have a feeling? That when he is a licensed driver? He won’t).
5. How long does he take in the shower?
Something like 14 seconds. No, but I’m constantly amazed at how quickly he can shower and actually get everything clean. The dude has got no mercy in there! Gets in, washes everything, gets out. Unlike some people I know who get in, stand there for ten minutes contemplating the universe, wash an elbow, think about what life would be like if there were no elbows, and so on and so forth until half an hour has passed and the hot water has run out.
6. What are his favorite foods and favorite drink?
I can’t say as to favourite foods. Because there are food moods, you see. Sometimes the only thing he wants to eat is a concoction we lovingly refer to as “jumble”. Sometimes it’s pizza. Sometimes it’s pork chops. You just never know with this guy! But I do know that his favourite thing to drink is Co’cola.
7. What kind of soap does he use?
Right before the wedding I bought him some body wash gel, and he’s still using that. Is it Dial? I think it’s Dial. I think the scent is something like “Arctic Mountain Breeze During An Avalanche And Even Though You Are Buried Beneath Seven Tonnes Of Snow You Are Still Manly, Oh So Manly”. I like it.
8. What kind of shampoo?
Once again, something I bought. I love buying shampoos and conditioners but uhm… since I’m bald? And only really shampoo my “hair” once in awhile? He gets to be the guinea pig. Right now he’s using this seriously cheap-o Aussie stuff which smells like heaven in a bottle. But whatever– he uses what’s in there. I’ve even introduced him to the joys of conditioning vs. tearing the hair out of his head with a comb everytime he showers!
9. What would he say is the thing he likes the most about you?
This is sort of a joke between us. He asks me why I love him, and I say because he has a strong pimp hand and he’s not afraid to use it. I ask why he loves me and he says because I put out. But in our serious (read: sappy) times he says he loves me because that’s what he was made to do. *dreamy sigh*
10. What would he say is the thing that annoys him most about you?
I have become my mother. By this, I don’t mean I’m a nearly 60-year-old tiny French woman. I mean my mother, she will think of something. She will think of something, think out all the details, and have thought about it so much that she assumes that everyone else must have thought of it, too. Then, when she assumes that you know what she’s talking about, and you don’t, she is all surprised. I do this. I do this SO MUCH. Oh, and there’s also my tendency to never wash the dishes, to interrupt him (sorry love), to take a shower then when I’m done yell “OH NO I FORGOT A TOWEL!” so he has to bring one in to me EVERY TIME, to do my Dancing Monkey routine, and to talk about bags of poop that people would keep forever (don’t ask).
Wow. Uhm. I’m really lucky he loves me, aren’t I?
