Here are a few highlights from my life the past few days…
(in POINT FORM! Because that makes things seem news-ish! Oh, and lots of exclamation marks! For added drama!)
- On Monday I was supposed to be observed/reviewed at work, but she forgot. She came in Tuesday instead. I have no idea how I [...]
Since both of my carpool-mates are sick today, I will be driving by myself to work. That means I have a few minutes extra (and of course I’m not doing anything GOOD with those extra minutes, like packing myself a sensible lunch… no no. Priorities people!). That means you get to read the following. It [...]
You need to start at about second 35, otherwise you’ll have half a minute of the Monkees jumping around making thinly-veiled references to pot. But after that, Tim Buckley sings one of the most beautiful songs ever in life.
There we were, blissfully slumbering like babes in arms, at about 3 this morning.
Then suddenly– CRACK.
Something from our bed broke.
Please remember that our bed is a 40-year-old frame that we bought for $10 out of someone’s garage. Plus, you know, all the humping (sorry I just had to say it) and my big fat ass. [...]
I am NOT in an awful way. But guess! What I did today!
GUESS!
No I’ll tell you.
This morning, my alarm went off at 5:30. I hit snooze. It went off again at 5:39. I hit snooze again. Woke up thinking “Aw dang why am I waking up it’s probably like three seconds until my alarm rings [...]
My grandma isn’t all better by any stretch of the imagination, but she is home now. My father got home yesterday and she had just been sent home from the hospital (mainly because her meds are all regulated and she wasn’t getting any sleep in her room– her roommate was up screaming all night, [...]
I snatched this up from Mrs. Brain Bomb. There’s a longer version out there but eh, I’m lazy.
I like this meme. Cos it’s not really a meme… more a … himhim? The point is to tell people about your significant other. Since I love Rob lots and he seems to like me I [...]
I will not be posting those photos tonight.
1) I can’t find the camera. I suppose if I looked harder, I’d probably find it, but so far I haven’t seen it around.
2) I just got off the phone with my father. My grandmother has been in hospital for a week and a half. She hasn’t [...]
I have the worst earache in the history of mankind. Okay, that’s not exactly true, but I’m grumpy this morning. When I was a kid I had ear problems all the time (ear infections and stuff) and they caused me some hearing loss but aside from that I haven’t had any ear problems since [...]
***CITIZENS, BE AWARE!***
ROB AND I HAVE FIVE THINGS OF PEANUT BUTTER IN THE HOUSE
I AM DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE
NOBODY LENDS MONEY TO A MAN WITH A SENSE OF HUMOR
******THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION ******