My students were trying to gross each other out during homeroom today.
Student 1: My dad was mowing the lawn and he ran over five mice! And they hit me on the arm!
Students 2 &3: Ewwww
Student 2: I saw my mom coming out of the shower– and she had no clothes on!
Students 1&3 : EWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Student 3: So? My cat’s father is also her HUSBAND!
Students 1 & 2: Blank stare
3: It’s true!
1: You’re lying. Cats can’t even wear rings.
Had I been there, I could have assured them that it is, in fact, possible for the cats to do that without rings.
My last litter was a very sad testament to the dangers of inbreeding. Lost 3 of 5.
Good thing I was alone in my office when I read this. Otherwise I would have had some ‘splainin to do. Heh.