Jeez Louise

I will be home alone tonight handing out candy and fearing the goblins. Hope y’all have a good one!

This afternoon I supervised a dance. I’ve supervised plenty of elementary school (“everyone jump to the left! Everyone jump to the right! oh jimmy, please don’t throw up there”) and high school (“you! what do you have hidden in the toilet tank? no I don’t believe that’s where you keep your Bible!”) dances, but this [...]

- Things I would do for my blog, if I knew how (or I would ask Rob to do, if I ever thought of it when he was around but generally when he’s around I don’t think much about my blog): make the sidebar thingies into roll-up thingies. Because who needs to see six hundred [...]

Rob just cleaned our fridge (this weekend has proven to be quite productive for us generally lazy sloths).
There were things in there that can only be described as scientific. Or, if you want to be all technical about it, hazardous.

You have to do this one by only entering two-word answers, no explanations. It’s hard!
1. Yourself:
sleepy bean
2. Your hair:
– Coming Soon.
4. Your mother:
– Is French
5. Your Father:
– Isn’t French
6. Your Favorite Item:
– My PJs
7. Your dream last night:
– Convention Horror
8. Your Favorite drink:
– Milk, water
9. What did you last eat?
– Hot Dogs
10. The Room You [...]

I saw this last week sometime and thought about how many people I know would be totally surprised by it. Then the most fabulous mainja pointed out that it’s available on youtube, so I thought I’d make sure more people saw it. So now you’re seeing it. See?

Last night I dreamed that I was one of the judges on Dancing With The Stars. Judging alongside me were The World’s First Supermodel Janice Dickinson ™ and Chuck Berry, pioneer of rock ‘n’ roll (and secret peeing-lady watcher).
In my dream, Janice had braces. Chuck was just Chuck. All Chuckified. One of the competitors [...]

The weekend. The weekend is gone, and I barely got a chance to get to know it.
On Friday night, because I’m having my annual Allergies Go Mental spree, I took a Benadryl. This made me sleep until approximately 3:45 on Saturday afternoon. I went back to bed at 9 pm and slept til 10 on [...]

My students were trying to gross each other out during homeroom today.
Student 1: My dad was mowing the lawn and he ran over five mice! And they hit me on the arm!
Students 2 &3: Ewwww
Student 2: I saw my mom coming out of the shower– and she had no clothes on!
Students 1&3 : [...]

I was thinking today of my university entrance exam. As part of it, the part where we had to write an essay so that they would know where to place us in our grammar classes (because it was required that we take french grammar, as it was a french university), I wrote about PMS. [...]