Although massive consumption of ramen is probably not conducive to fitting into my wedding dress. I still love it. It is my new boyfriend.

Speaking of boyfriends, new or otherwise, an ex of mine (actually, my only ex, if you want to get technical) emailed me to let me know he would be on the Island this week and to ask if I wanted to get together for lunch. Funny how during the entire year that we were dating he didn’t make it here once but he can come over for his friend’s brother-in-law’s wedding reception. Ah well. It caused me alot of pain at the time but I’m fine now. But one thing– if we do go to lunch, he’s paying, and I’m having lobster.

I need a bra to go with this wedding dress. But the dress is not going to allow me to have a) straps or b) a back on my bra. Like, not even a bustier, because it will show. My seamstress suggested one of these invisi-bra things

, which *do* come in a d-cup (yes, I know! I’m fat, and my boobs are insane) but the only bras available on the entire Island seem to be this kind:

So what? I can find the chicken fillet on eBay, but 1) it’s eBay! What if it doesn’t get here in time? 2) I have had more problems with PayPal lately than I care to relate and c) I don’t really want to spend $50 on something that I can’t try on. Actually I don’t really want to spend $50 on anything. Stupid bras. Stupid boobs.

I still love ramen though!