Alrighty.
I love my relative. I really do. She is great. HOWEVER she is stupid stupid stupid when it comes to men. She’s almost 37, but I swear she acts like a 14 year old.
She and her husband split up almost two years ago, after 13 yrs. of marriage. The guy was fucking around on her. [...]
One of the downfalls of being 30, having spent nearly 2 years on a drug that you’re not supposed to take for any long amount of time, and loving to eat is this:
MY HIPS!
So I have decided that for the wedding, I need a girdle.
Yes, a GIRDLE. Like your grandma would wear. I’ve tried [...]
After our wedding, when we get the pictures back, I am totally using Roast Beef’s excuse.
What a difference a day makes!
Yesterday, I was insanely running around town, crying in the car, trying to Get Everything Together so that Rob and I could get our marriage license (no we don’t have it yet! don’t judge me!). Between rude (to say the least) public servants and running out of paper for [...]
It seems like every three minutes it shuts down! And then comes back a few minutes later! But that isn’t long enough to really do anything worthwhile on the Internet. It’s been like this for a couple of days now and it makes me a bit crazy. It’s better at night but unfortunately for me [...]
One thing that’s interesting to do in the middle of the night with the insomnia is to poke around on youtube. You find some reallyreally bizarre stuff– like the video of the guy’s leg breaking– but sometimes you find something awesome.
This chick here is 18 and recorded herself singing a few things.
Here she is [...]
Although massive consumption of ramen is probably not conducive to fitting into my wedding dress. I still love it. It is my new boyfriend.
Speaking of boyfriends, new or otherwise, an ex of mine (actually, my only ex, if you want to get technical) emailed me to let me know he would be on the Island [...]