So can we just call this The Challenge That Wasn’t Meant To be? Or at least Meant To Be Done Correctly? I truly, truly suck today! Oh well though, here’s what you get today:
A certain fellow Canuck asked me to lick a lobster. She’s so kind 
Un(?)fortunately, it’s not lobster season here– that doesn’t start til the summer. So there aren’t really any lobsters around. Plus I’m allergic to shellfish and I know it’s not the same but I was a bit scared that anaphylactic shock might appear. Still, though, I searched high and low for a lobster to lick (okay I didn’t– we haven’t left the house today and I’m fine with that) and this was the best I could do:
Squint a little, turn your head to the left, and eat an LSD cake, and it might actually look like I’m doing what was asked of me.
Sheri, the dear woman, wanted me to drink a Killian’s Red in her honour. And believe me, I’d love to. I have just dealt with my mother for an hour and a half and a beer? Would be quite welcome, even though I did decide for Lent that I wouldn’t drink anything other than healthy drinks like water and milk. But beer is healthy because it’s made from grains so it’s okay.
As luck (and the PEI Liquor Commission) would have it, Killian’s Red isn’t sold in our local LC. Sucks. We have some $4 wine here in the house, but it just wouldn’t be the same. So here’s a photo of me drinking… water (one of the ingredients in beer! That counts, right?) and wishing I was the Messiah, able to turn water into– oh, and the wig? Well I decided to change things up today. It’s still curly though so I look a bit like a cracked-out Bozo The Clown. And of course I was totally thinking of Sheri the entire time I was drinking the water, in case you were wondering.
(isn’t that a HUGE picture of my head? Wait’ll you see the next one).
And finally, for FB– Headbanging to Rob Zombie. There were several photos taken of this Event, but the best one is this. Please take no notice of my ‘stache (heh. No hair on the head, but hey, a mustache would be great! Thanks, follicles!) and of the fact that I’m shiny as all get-out. I don’t wear makeup, and headbanging is hard work.
Goodnight Nurse!
I don’t have any Windowpane left, man, so I squinted with my head to the left, and yeah, I think you could have faked me out if you had claimed it was a rare blue lobster.
Actually, knowing full well it’s not lobster season, I expected you (yes, I did!) to at least find a PICTURE of a lobster, cut it out, and lick it. Louise, you get a .5 point for my challenge.
PS: you still rock. Lobster.
I stand corrected via email from our Dauntless Louise. It is a picture of a lobster. I did not click on the photo for larger. Her mark is upgraded to 1. Well done!