Ten Top Trivia Tips about Louise!

1. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Louise.
2. Over half of Americans are officially Louise!
3. The National Heart Foundation recommends eating Louise at least three times a week!
4. Worldwide, Louise is the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
5. The only planet that rotates on its side is Louise.
6. Louise was declared extinct in 1902.
7. About 100 people choke to death on Louise each year!
8. The pupil of an octopus’s eye is shaped like Louise.
9. Louise was first discovered by Alexander the Great in India, and introduced to Europe on his return!
10. Louise can not regurgitate.

(also, I’d beg to differ with #’s 6 and 10. ESPECIALLY # 10 because I am proving it wrong on an hourly basis)

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Rob’s farts!

1. Rob’s farts are the world’s largest rodent.
2. On average, women blink nearly twice as much as Rob’s farts!
3. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Rob’s farts!
4. Rob’s farts can pollinate up to six times more efficiently than the honeybee.
5. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Rob’s farts, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
6. Worldwide, Rob’s farts are the most important natural enemy of night-flying insects.
7. Rob’s farts are the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
8. Reindeer like to eat Rob’s farts.
9. Rob’s farts are the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
10. The first Rob’s farts were made in 1853, and had no pedals!

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He is so going to kill me for posting that. BUT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA