I realized today that I’m a bit to obsessed with my blog (that’s what happens when you move to your parents’ basement and your main mode of communication with the outside world is the internet machine) when I started feeling all insulted that (and this is what was actually running through my head– yes I’m over it now please don’t start telling me I’m a loser for being this way) “No one even comments. SOME PEOPLE get like 30 comments on every post they make even if their post is about “OMG I just ate a hamburger it was soooooooooo good!” and I put my heart and sould into posts about… uhm… well whatever my posts have got to be better than the hamburger one and no comments for me since four days ago! I checked– I got over 200 hits today and not one comment! That must mean I’m TOO BORING FOR WORDS!” So I decided to take my ball and go home– that I would take a break from the ol’ blerg. Then I remembered that I had done this meme and WHERE WOULD YOU BE IF I DIDN’T SHARE IT WITH YOU?!

You’re pretty lucky, you know. You were *thisclose* to me taking a break!

Name someone with the same birthday as you?

Meg, Carly Simon, George Michael

Have you ever seriously vandalized someone elses property?

Um… well I don’t think it was seriously. One night in uni, a couple of friends and I went out and TP’d a dorm where another friend was RA.

Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?

Sure, when I was a little kid, once. Twice. Whatever! Do you mean in an adult way? And do you mean like, violently or… err… nevermind.

Whats the first thing you notice about your preferred sex?

Whether or not they’re completely, totally nude.

What turns you on?

Hey I think this is that show where they’re inside the actors’ studio! And for the record, if heaven exists, I want to hear God say “Damn, Louise, you’re my all-time favourite. Want some cake?”.

What do you order at Starbucks?

I think I’ve only ever been at Starbucks twice because there’s one at Chapters and sometimes when you’re looking at books you get really hungry so you have to go buy a date square for nineteen dollars. And both times I got hot chocolate.

Whats my biggest mistake?

I can’t tell you what your biggest mistake is, sorry. And my biggest mistake? Uhm… well I don’t really think that the mistakes we make are the worst in the world, because generally we tend to learn from them, no? Oh, but I’ve made a few wardrobe errors in the past. Oh yes, yes I have.

Have you ever hurt yourself on purpose?

Yep! Nosy, aren’t you?

Say something totally random about you

I love LOVE greek food. And there is none here. This is a very very sad thing.

Has anyone ever said you look like a celebrity?

Yes. Unfortunately said celebrity is Oliver Stone.

Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV shows?

Sometimes… what of it?

Are you comfortable with your height?

I’m 5’9″ and I don’t care. Comfortable with my weight? Now that’s another story.

What is the most romantic thing someone from the opposite sex has done for you?

He told me that he loved me for the first time when all my hair had just fallen out. Oh, and he proposed.

Do you speak any other languages?

French and English. I’m trying to learn Spanish but I don’t work hard enough at it.

Have you ever been to a tanning salon?

I’ve been inside one but I haven’t used one. It would be a waste of money because I generally don’t change colours.

What magazines do you read?

At the moment? Martha Stewart Weddings (isn’t admitting it the first step toward getting help?)

Do you watch MTV?

Nope. There’s no MTV here. And MuchMusic is starting to bug me. I’m an old fuddy-duddy.

What is something that really annoys you?

My big ol’ butt and the fact that no clothes look good on me.

Whats something you really like?

Lots of things. Like Judd Nelson (who I called Elton John the other night when I was all asleep and he was making noise. I said “Elton John, will you PIPE DOWN!). And Rob. And the fact that WE ARE GETTING OUR HOUSE ON THURSDAY.

Can you dance?

I *can* dance. But *do* I dance? Not often.

What is the latest you have stayed up?

What am I, twelve? I’ve stayed up for longer than 24 hours before, several times. I don’t recommend it. I like sleeping, and being awake is highly overrated.

Ever lied to your parents as an adult?

Why yes, yes I have.

Have you ever been rushed by an ambulance into the emergency room?

Luckily for me, no. I have, however, gone to the doctor to tell her I was having trouble with my asthma and been admitted to the hospital for a week and a half because both my lungs had collapsed. W-e-i-r-d.

And that’s all? Okay. Well that’s the end of that meme. It was not a good meme at all, and I’m sure no one learned anything new from it. LOVE ME!