I’m not telling you what’s happening with the last post til it happens cos knowing me I’ll jinx everything — but you’ll be like, the third or fourth to know once I find out.
Anyway. Last night, one of my former teachers was telling me a story. She teaches catechism classes (like Sunday School, only it’s on Monday nights) to a bunch of six-year-olds. The other night they were talking about Jesus and the 12 disciples going out in their boat. She had the kids draw a picture of Jesus’ boat.
One little kid had these two great big black things sticking out of his boat. She was like “Uhm… what’s that you’ve got there?”
“It’s guns! Two big guns!”
“Oh, no, Johnny. Jesus wouldn’t have guns on his boat. He doesn’t like guns. Plus they weren’t even invented when Jesus went on his boat”.
“Well, I’m leaving them anyway. In case Jesus wants to shoot any crows”.
Can you tell we live in the sticks?
Ha ha ha ha ha! Is that true? Awesome.
Absolutely 100% true. Except it was all in french, but whatever.
That is hilarious!