Since I have no hair, I don’t really have to shave anywhere (legs, underarms, etc). I guess that’s one of the perks of being hairless. Thing is that I shower, and wash, and generally? I don’t put on deodorant, because for some reason I haven’t really needed it. As long as I’m clean and not sweating all over, I’m not so stinky. I usually swipe some on (either mine or Rob’s because I can’t ever find mine) just out of habit but as I said, it’s not a priority.
Well, that whole theory has gone to hell in a handbasket today. It’s 1000 degrees in my classroom. I didn’t put on any Pit Sauce this morning. Right now I’m wondering if the kids can smell me from 10 feet away. They’re outside right now and I’m seriously contemplating putting some antibacterial hand gel on my pits.
Happy Monday, everyone.
> Pit Sauce
Have. Choked. On. Tea.
Call. Ambulance.