Well now we know what all my crankiness and malaise was all about– the full moon has brought with it a friend.
For a long time, my cycles were very, very irregular and my doctor thought I had PCOS and I was like “Aw snap, I don’t want that”. Because seriously? It sucks. Very, very badly. Then I went on the Pill for a year or two. Then I went off the Pill and I’ve been mainly regular ever since. Yay me!
Also. Last night? I accidentally left a candle burning in the livingroom. All night long. Fortunately, we are not dead. Unfortunately? I am an idiot. Why is my memory so awful? Seriously I have to talk to myself, OUT LOUD like an old lady, to remember where I put things.
“I’m putting my keys on the table. My keys are on the table. The table is where I put my keys”. It works, but it’s kind of embarassing.
Also! Rob Morrow has been my boyfriend since the early 90s (I really must make a list of my Fake Boyfriends). The other day when the TV was on I saw a commercial and was like “THAT IS MY BOYFRIEND JOEL FLEISCHMAN! WHAT IS HE DOING ON A COMMERCIAL? DOES THIS MEAN HE’S BACK ON TV? WHAT IS GOING ON???!” This was right after I had had a little Northern-Exposure-watching marathon (yay for season 1 on DVD! Boo for there only being 8 episodes! But yay for season 1 on DVD! Yay Ed! Yay Chris in the Morning! Yay Marilyn and Maurice and Holling and Shelly and RuthAnn!) so it was a bit of extra excitement for me.
So Rob, being my Real Boyfriend who isn’t at all threatened by my myriad Fake Boyfriends, did a little search for me and found me the first episode of Numb3rs. Oh, the leet speak kills me. That’s the last time I type it that way. From now on if I type it I am typing it with the proper letter there instead of the number 3. Because, damnit, I can!
I watched it. It’s good. It’s really good.What with Medium having been on hiatus for the last few EONS, I’m thinking this show might actually be a helper with luring me back to watching TV all the time. Amazingly enough I have been home with not a lot to do for more than six months now and aside from catching reruns of the Cosby Show or Golden Girls, I really don’t watch that much TV. There is, perhaps, something wrong with me.
Awwwwwww….Chris in the Morning!! ~swooooon~ I love Chris in the Morning!!
Oh, and next time you light a candle? Repeat after me, “I am lighting a candle. The candle must be extinguished before I leave this room. The candle could burn down my building. I will put out the candle before I leave the room!” Don’t make me worry about you like that!!
*hugs*
I have lots of fake boyfriends too, only just one at a time. Currently, I’m dating Hugh Laurie, star of House MD. I looooooove him.
and I love to make fun of leet. It R0x0r.
My fake boyfriend when I was a moony-eyed teen was Cat Stevens. Actually, we were just friends — bestest friends who lived right next door to each other. The whole thing was so platonic and chaste, it was quite sickening.
And about candles? Can you imagined how humans survived the Victorian era, what with all those candles on Christmas trees?