I love the TV show Medium. Unfortunately I have a horrible attention span and can never remember to watch shows that I like.
Luckily I have a wonderful, wonderful fianc?© who knows how to do spooky things with the computer that make me have a dvd of all the episodes I’d missed (which um… up until Rob got me all the episodes, I’d only seen two). So today, while Rob noodled around on the computer, I was in the bedroom watching episode after episode of a really good (I think) show.
Of course, by the time I was done, I was ready for something else. I looked at a Cosmo that I found on the floor by the bed. “Sexy Secrets of the Supermodels!”. Did you know that the Supermodels put Vaseline on their teeth? That they used spray adhesive to make sure that their bathing suits/lingerie didn’t uh.. ride up? Hmmmm…. interesting.

Yeah, ladies? When you’re bored, don’t tape your boobs together. No matter how amusing it is to see your boobs looking like a butt, taking the tape off after hurts like a sonofabitch.