How does one break a wig?
Apparently my head is gigantic. Immense. Too huge to be contained by the power of the lowly wig. I put my wig on my head this morning, and it busted apart (the wig, not my head). The elastic broke at the point where it attaches to the front– so it’s not really sewable, because that would be very visible. I wore it anyway, but it felt like it was going to go flying off my head when I went out in the wind.
Whatever. It’s 80% covered by my insurance so all I have to do is run to my doctor and get another copy of the letter that I have to use then run to the quick pay office with my receipt(s) and then it will all be okay. I think.
Aha! I get it now. For some reason, I could only imagine that the hair sort of came off or something. Heh!
hehe…nice mr. mister reference, btw
That’s just bollocks! It sounds like you could use a little duct (duck?) tape.
Oooo, yeah duct tape! That would be perty!