You all know that I haven’t got any hair and all that. No eyelashes, eyebrows, nothin. Except I told you last month? that I was growing eyelashes again! So tonight I was bored (read: freaking out for no reason whatsoever I just feel like I’m going nuts again and hey, I just saw a commercial for some perfume with britney spears in it no thank you I don’t want to smell that way) and took a couple of pictures of my eyelashes. As I said, they’re not growing in all over, basically the “real” ones are in the middle there. There are some see-through white ones that are starting to sprout on the sides (which you can’t see in the photos). Also please try not to notice the dark circles under my eyes. Rob and I have been trying to nurse each other back to health for the past couple of days and it’s taken its toll on our sleep patterns. But look! Eyelashes! Hopefully no more crap falling in my eyes!

They’re not much, but here they are:

No seriously, look closely. I swear they’re there.

Of course I could always glue on the old fakes…

… but I’m not a drag queen. Or Pamela Anderson.